skewedloaf
nounUK /ˈskjuːd.ləʊf/
US /ˈskjuːd.loʊf/
A loaf of bread that is baked crooked or slanted.
The baker laughed when he pulled a skewedloaf from the oven.
OTHER MEANINGS
2. A person who is awkward or clumsy in shape or movement.
He stumbled through the door like a skewedloaf.
3. A plan or idea that has gone off course.
The meeting turned into a skewedloaf after the power went out.
4. A crooked or unevenly cut slice of bread.
She buttered a skewedloaf for her toast.