crookedloaf
nounUK /ˈkrʊkɪd ləʊf/
US /ˈkrʊkɪd loʊf/
A crookedloaf is a loaf of bread that is bent or not straight.
The baker laughed at the crookedloaf that leaned to one side.
OTHER MEANINGS
2. A silly nickname for someone who is a bit clumsy or awkward.
My little brother is such a crookedloaf when he tries to dance.
3. A funny made-up word for a lumpy, uneven shape.
The clay pot came out as a crookedloaf, but I loved it anyway.
4. A playful term for a grumpy, stubborn person.
Don't be a crookedloaf—come join the game!