bentloaf
nounUK /ˈbɛntləʊf/
US /ˈbɛntloʊf/
A bentloaf is a loaf of bread that is curved or crooked instead of straight.
The baker laughed when he pulled the bentloaf out of the oven.
OTHER MEANINGS
2. A clumsy or awkward person who seems always off-balance.
My cousin is a real bentloaf on the dance floor.
3. A nickname for a lazy person who lounges around all day.
Get up, you bentloaf, and help with the chores!
4. A crooked or misshapen object that fails to serve its purpose.
That bentloaf of a chair wobbles every time I sit on it.