lopsidedloaf
nounUK /ˌlɒp.saɪd.ɪdˈləʊf/
US /ˌlɑːp.saɪ.dɪdˈloʊf/
A loaf of bread that is crooked and not even on both sides.
The baker laughed at the lopsidedloaf that leaned to one side in the oven.
OTHER MEANINGS
2. Anything that is uneven or tilted, like a crooked loaf of bread.
The stack of books was a lopsidedloaf, ready to topple over.
3. A funny nickname for someone who is clumsy or always off-balance.
My little brother is such a lopsidedloaf when he tries to dance.
4. A silly word for a badly shaped clay or dough creation.
She made a lopsidedloaf out of playdough and called it art.