crookedbread
nounUK /ˈkrʊkɪd brɛd/
US /ˈkrʊkɪd brɛd/
Bread that is bent or not straight.
The baker laughed at the crooked bread that leaned to one side.
OTHER MEANINGS
2. A slice of bread cut unevenly or at an odd angle.
He buttered a crooked bread slice that was thicker on one end.
3. A playful nickname for a clumsy or silly person.
Come here, you crooked bread, and help me carry these rolls.
4. A crooked path or winding trail, imagined as a ribbon of bread.
The trail through the woods was a crooked bread of dirt and stones.