warpedpole
nounUK /ˈwɔːpt pəʊl/
US /ˈwɔːrpt poʊl/
A pole that is bent or twisted out of shape.
The old fence leaned because one warpedpole could no longer stand straight.
OTHER MEANINGS
2. A person who stubbornly holds a crooked or unfair opinion.
He was a warpedpole on the issue, refusing to hear any other view.
3. A support beam in a building that has been damaged by moisture and curves.
The carpenter replaced the warpedpole before the roof could sag.
4. A playful nickname for someone who is always bending the rules.
Our coach called him a warpedpole for twisting every game to his advantage.