petrock

noun
UK /ˈpɛt rɒk/
US /ˈpɛt rɑːk/

A pet rock is a rock that someone keeps and pretends is a pet.

My little brother carries his petrock everywhere in a little box.


OTHER MEANINGS

2. A fad toy from the 1970s sold in a box with care instructions.

The original petrock came with a funny manual on how to care for it.

3. Something that requires almost no care or attention.

This plant is basically a petrock—you hardly ever need to water it.

4. A person who is very quiet and does not react much.

At parties he just sits there like a petrock.