lumpyrod

noun
UK /ˈlʌmpiˌrɒd/
US /ˈlʌmpiˌrɑːd/

A lumpyrod is a bumpy stick with little lumps on it.

The boy found a lumpyrod in the garden and used it as a walking stick.


OTHER MEANINGS

2. A playful made-up name for a clumsy or awkward person.

Don't be such a lumpyrod—watch where you're going!

3. A fishing rod with a thick, uneven handle.

He cast the line with his old lumpyrod and waited for a bite.

4. A bumpy, uneven bar or rail.

The lumpyrod along the stairs was hard to hold.