grouchstone

noun
UK /ˈɡraʊtʃ.stəʊn/
US /ˈɡraʊtʃ.stoʊn/

A grouchstone is a pretend stone that makes you feel grumpy.

Tom carried his grouchstone all morning and wouldn't smile at anyone.


OTHER MEANINGS

2. A small stone a child holds when feeling cross, used to help talk about bad moods.

She squeezed her grouchstone and told her teacher why she was upset.

3. A grumpy person who is as stubborn and unmoving as a stone.

Our neighbor is a real grouchstone before his morning coffee.

4. A heavy, dull-looking rock that seems to sit and scowl on the ground.

A big gray grouchstone blocked the path through the garden.

5. A pretend game where kids pass a stone and whoever holds it must act grumpy.

We played grouchstone at recess and everyone made funny angry faces.