dirtdessert

noun
UK /ˈdɜːt dɪˌzɜːt/
US /ˈdɝːt dɪˌzɝːt/

A dirtdessert is a pretend dessert made from mud and dirt.

The kids made a dirtdessert with mud and leaves in the backyard.


OTHER MEANINGS

2. A real dessert made with crushed cookies and chocolate pudding that looks like dirt.

Grandma brought a dirtdessert topped with gummy worms to the party.

3. A messy outdoor snack or meal eaten while playing in the dirt.

After gardening, we had a quick dirtdessert of cookies on the grass.

4. A playful insult for food that tastes like dirt.

He joked that the burnt brownies were a dirtdessert.