cpugrease

noun
UK /ˌsiːpiːˈjuː ɡriːs/
US /ˌsiːpiːˈjuː ɡriːs/

A thick gooey stuff that keeps a computer's brain cool and running smoothly.

The repairman put fresh cpugrease on the chip so the computer wouldn't get too hot.


OTHER MEANINGS

2. A slang term for the messy, sticky buildup of dust and old paste inside an overheated computer.

After years of use, the laptop was full of cpugrease and needed a good cleaning.

3. Informal name for the extra effort that keeps a computer system working under heavy load.

The old server needed a lot of cpugrease to handle all those visitors.

4. A playful word for the greasy feeling on fingers after handling computer parts.

Wash your hands—you've got cpugrease all over them from fixing that machine.