ancientstonering

noun
UK /ˈeɪnʃəntˌstəʊnərɪŋ/
US /ˈeɪnʃəntˌstoʊnərɪŋ/

Ancientstonering is when someone pretends to be a very old stone statue and stays very still.

At the park, the kids played ancientstonering and froze like old statues for a whole minute.


OTHER MEANINGS

2. A game where players stand as still as ancient stones until someone moves.

We played ancientstonering at recess, and the last one to move won.

3. The act of sitting so quietly and long that you feel like an old rock.

Grandpa's ancientstonering in his armchair made the whole room seem calm.

4. A playful way to describe something that has not moved or changed for a very long time.

That old bike in the garage has been ancientstonering for years.