absurdlyeastward
adverbUK /əbˈsɜːdliˈiːstwəd/
US /əbˈsɝːdliˈiːstwɚd/
In a very silly way that points toward the east.
The parade marched absurdlyeastward, straight into the sunrise.
OTHER MEANINGS
2. Toward the east in a way that makes no sense at all.
The map's arrow pointed absurdlyeastward, away from every landmark.
3. Moving east with a funny, exaggerated style.
The little robot rolled absurdlyeastward, spinning in circles as it went.
4. In an extremely odd manner that happens to face east.
He tilted his hat absurdlyeastward and grinned at the crowd.